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WHY ARE YOU SO SAD?

Jason Porter

Humorous novel about a melancholic pictographer at a company resembling Ikea, who hypothesizes that the human race has fallen into a species-wide depression, and decides to get to the bottom of it.
Have we all sunken into a species-wide bout of clinical depression? In Jason Porter’s hilarious and poignant debut novel, Why Are You So Sad?, readers are introduced to Ray, a senior pictographer at LokiLoki. Ray feels disengaged from life, and comes to believe that the people around him are products of a grieving planet. He composes a survey, asking his motley assortment of colleagues questions like: “Are you who you want to be?”, “If you were a day of the week, would you be Monday or Wednesday?”, and “Do you believe in life after God?”

The survey is full of leading and ironic questions, and as Ray gathers responses to his survey, he begins interacting with characters around him: a pompously inappropriate boss, a pot-smoking IT employee, a mysterious and beautiful artist, and others all become part of Ray’s hysterical and oft insightful journey. Reminiscent of both Gary Shteyngart and George Saunders, Porter’s debut is an acutely perceptive and sharply funny meditation on what makes people tick. Jason Porter is a graduate of the MFA Program at Hunter College. He is a 2007 Hertog Fellow, a 2011 UCross Artist in Residency, and WHY ARE YOU SO SAD?, which is his first novel, was shortlisted for the 2011 Paris Literary Prize. Prior to his current guise as a fiction writer, Mr. Porter has assumed identities that include the lone overnight editor for The New York Times web site, the London editor for Yahoo! News, an English teacher in Ecuador, and a phone servant to the tech-crazed subscribers of Wired magazine. On more creative fronts Jason has successfully impersonated a rock musician in San Francisco and organized and performed in a musical tour of North American nursing homes and senior centers. He has also had paintings featured in several group shows in Chelsea and Williamsburg. Despite a perfectly happy childhood in southeastern Michigan, he is even happier to now call Brooklyn his home, where he is gradually aging along with his girlfriend and their two nearly perfect mutts.
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Published 2014-01-28 by Plume

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Published 2014-01-28 by Plume

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Why Are You So Sad? is wry, sardonic, very smart, and hilariously critical of the futility and general mediocrity of Life in America as we know it.

Why Are You So Sad: Why are you so funny, so wry, so true, so compelling? Jason Porter’s lovely book is perfect and wondrous, a masterfully crafted story of modernity. I ate it whole.

Porter's debut novel charts the trajectory of a man sinking under the weight of the whole world's sadness. Raymond Champs, an existentially angst-filled illustrator for a home furnishings corporation, is awash in the deep-end of corporate absurdity, wondering what if his overwhelming sadness isn't only a drop in the bucket but a swell in a rising tide of depression that afflicts everyone. With a covertly photocopied and nonchalantly distributed survey, Ray makes it his mission to find out, asking such questions as "Are you having an affair?", "Is today worse than yesterday?", and "Do you think we need more sports?". Ray seeks less a beam of hope among the rainclouds than the data to prove—to his level-headed wife Brenda or his threateningly eager boss Jerry—it's a true mass affliction, that he really isn't any crazier than the next guy. The book toggles deftly between its narrator's bummer of a worldview and his riotous, biting snark, peppered throughout with dashes of surprisingly transcendent philosophies. Porter's is a smart, compact debut that, despite sometimes hitting a nerve when it's aiming for the funny bone, resonates on both tragic and comic levels. Agent: Emily Forland, Brandt & Hochman Literary Read more...

A terrific and moving new voice. If you haven't yet made your peace with the bleaker inevitabilities of life, Jason Porter's fearless debut will get you there, one howl of laughter at a time.

Like a well-stocked IKEA, Why Are You So Sad? has everything you need for your home and your heart. Jason Porter has written an astute, intelligent and hilarious book.

Why Are You So Sad? is a precisely calibrated comedy pitched halfway between a laugh and a sob. Beautifully written, philosophically unsound, and funny.

Jason Porter could find a place on the shelf beside Richard Brautigan, George Saunders, David Sedaris and many other great practitioners of dark American humor. This is a quick, odd, wonderful book, one that pinned me back on my heels and made me laugh.