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UNWIFEABLE

Mandy Stadtmiller

From the popular, "fresh, funny, and highly readable" (Bustle) dating columnist for New York magazine and the New York Post comes a whirlwind memoir recounting countless failed romances and blackout nights, told with Mandy Stadtmiller's unflinching candor and brilliant wit.
"My story is not standalone. Single girl comes to New York; New York eats her alive. But what does standout is my discovery that you can essentially live a life that appears to be a textbook manual for everythingone can do wrong to find love and still find Mr. Right."

Mandy Stadtmiller came to Manhattan in 2005, newly divorced, 30 years old, with a job at the New York Post, ready to conquer the city and the industry in one fell swoop. For the next 9 years she proceeded to chronicle her soul-crushing downfall on the pages of the Post, New York magazine, and xoJane, with such an excruciating amount of honesty that she essentially became a living don't. Unwifeable. But it was when she gave up on love, that she came to terms with who she was: Broken. In pain. Hurting and angry. So she got sober. She gained control. She revisited the wreckage of her childhood and looked it square in the face. And it paid off. And on the very last day of her thirties, she got engaged on the steps of Times Square to a man, a twice-divorced stand-up comedian with 16 years sobriety, a man who spoke red flag fluently, who couldn't wait to make her his wife. Finally falling in love and getting married didn't magically somehow fix her - but it did represent a metamorphosis of spirit. And the story of UNWIFEABLE is the story of her journey to this point.

Stadtmiller breaks down her life with heart-wrenching (and often hilarious) detail within prose that makes it clear why her writing has drawn comparisons to both Amy Schumer and Lena Dunham. Her voice is one that moves easily between caustic wit, unflinching candor, unabashed sexuality, and levels of raw, honest pain and grief. UNWIFEABLE is a book that you can't help but respond to, one that follows in the footsteps of bestsellers by authors like Jessi Klein, Julie Klausner and Sarah Hepola.
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Published 2018-04-03 by Gallery

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Published 2018-04-03 by Gallery

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A gutsy book you need to read right now. Filled with heart and humor, it's scary good.

This book is exactly what I'd expect from Mandy - introspective, funny, and excruciatingly honest. It feels like she wrote an unauthorized biography about herself.

Mandy Stadtmiller has managed to craft the rare combination of brutally raw and honest with hilarious and relatable. The perfect book for all of us imperfect women trying to figure out how the hell to make it.

Mandy Stadtmiller lands bookdeal: Former New York Post writer Mandy Stadtmiller is following in the footsteps of fellow xoJane alum Cat Marnell in signing a book deal: The darkly comic memoir “Unwifeable” will chronicle her many dating disasters before she got married to stand-up comedian Pat Dixon in 2015. “The way Mandy writes about her mistakes in such a painfully honest way makes it impossible to put down,” says Simon & Schuster publisher Jennifer Bergstrom, whose other authors include Amy Schumer and Chelsea Handler.

MandyStadtmillermade me laugh hysterically, weep in recognition, and feel like I did New York all wrong. A behind-the-veil look at what it's really like to be one of those girls about town that everybody is jealous of,Unwifeableis a compulsively readable work of radical honesty and tremendous heart.

Witty, heartbreakingly relatable and inspirational.

Unwifeableis a hilarious, unfiltered plunge; its laugh-out-loud candor will have you rolling on the floor, then getting up and cheering for Mandy every step of the way.

Unflinching intelligence, lacerating wit, and an unexpectedly moving love story.

There's honest, and then there'shonest. This book isso honestit will blow you away. With Unwifeable, Stadtmiller establishes herself as the Erica Jong of her generation with storytelling as addictive as Jay McInerney.

Not sinceConfessions of a Video Vixenhas a memoir been sofraught with insecurities and insurgence, humility and humor, degradation, and ultimately, deliverance.

A savagely personal memoir that pulls no punches when it comes to exposing its author's humanity. It's as deeply intimate as it is extremely relatable. Mandy Stadtmiller is a stunning writer, equally comedic and sobering.

I loved reading Unwifeable. A fascinating kind of chaos with the realization of addiction, and then recovery. What stood out to me most was Mandy Stadtmiller's optimism all the way through.

Unwifeableis at once an inspiring coming-of-age story, a visceral addiction memoir, and an extended gossip column full of bold-face nameslike its brash-yet-sensitive, goofy-yet-glamourous author, this book amounts to much more than the sum of its fascinating parts.

A blisteringly candid depiction of party-girl carnage and the struggle to stop pointing the gun directly at your own foot. Mandy Stadtmiller is funny, messy, and real. I couldn't put this book down.

Candid and bold, tender and tough,Unwifeableis a riveting read.

Shot through with real pain and wisdom, Mandy Stadtmiller's soul-baring story of self-destruction and self-discovery is laugh-out-loud funny, brutally honest and utterly fearless just like her.

A raw, harrowing, piercingly funny, binge-filled account of self-destruction and self-discovery.

Unwifeableis fast-paced, by turns bubbly and light and wrenchingly sad. It is an unusually honest and forthright catalogue of a life that has never been ordinary. A story of painful choices, of the saving power of humor, and of real love.

UK: Abner Stein

Unwifeableis a hilarious, original, and bravely honest memoir about how to do big-city relationships all wrongand still come out all right.

In Unwifeable, sister-in-ink Mandy Stadtmiller lands her biggest scoop yet: the hilarious, yet deeply moving story of her life.

Many of us hide our warts and scars, but Mandy celebrates them with such humor. Unwifeableis dark, honest, and always entertaining.

If all people were as entertaining and vigilant about excavating their self-deceptions, desires, and fears, clowns like me would have no one to write books for.