GOBLINPROOFING ONE'S CHICKEN COOP
And Other Practical Advice in Our Campaign Against the Fairy Kingdom
Help is on the way! In the tradition of Lemony Snicket and Roald Dahl, GOBLINPROOFING ONE'S CHICKEN COOP shows how to banish those pesky dark Fairy creatures who are ready to thwart every last pleasure, be it gardening, country hikes, or even getting a good night's sleep. In this charming guide, "fairy hunter" Reginald Bakeley offers practical instructions to clear your home and garden of these unsettling inhabitants, and banish them from you're your chicken coop and kitchen cupboard forever!
In GOBLINPROOFING ONE'S CHICKEN COOP readers will discover: • Why a bustle in one's hedgerow may be cause for alarm • Why a garden fumigator may come in handy on evenings at the pub • Why a toy merchant, a butcher, and a Freemason are among your best allies in the fight against the fey Georgously packaged in the the manner of Victorian whimsy, GOBLINPROOFING ONE'S CHICKEN COOP is the only complete manual on how to identify, track, defend, and destroy those bothersome brownies, goblins, dwarves, scheming flower-fairies, and other nasty members of the fairy realm. Reginald Bakeley is best known for his longstanding editorship of Phooka, The Journal of the Overland Mallet Club. An avid sportsman and defender of rural life, Bakeley has devoted himself to public awareness and management of fairy populations throughout Britain. Visit him at www.goblinproofing.com. Clint Marsh is a writer and publisher of Wonderella Printed, books of practical esoterica.His Red Wheel Weiser titles include The Mentalist's Handbook and Swami Panchadasi's Clairvoyance and Occult Powers. Visit him at www.wonderella.com.
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